goonvana

"Goonvana" - A state of blissful chaos achieved when gooning to the point of break

Bro I just reached goonvana for the first time.

by Dr. GiggleTouch April 16, 2024

goombatomy

To be surgically turned into a goomba.

If you don't answer the damn phone imma give you a goombatomy

by Frdrik April 22, 2024

goombatomy

To be surgically turned into a goomba

If you don't answer the damn phone imma give you a goombatomy!

by Frdrik April 22, 2024

goonvana

While edging for exactly 33 minutes, 28 seconds, 47 milliseconds, a participant has entered goonvana. Goonvana entails the trance of mental and physical state for an individual to do as he or she pleases. Anything they want is given and taken.

I’ve been in goonvana for the past hour big bro

by St8ghtgoona47_xXx May 3, 2024

goonvana

A state of euphoria and enlightenment achieved by gooning (masturbating and edging for a long period of time).

Carter took himself to goonvana last night

by Skibussy May 15, 2024

Goonvana

The out of body experience a seasoned gooner achieves after 100 days and 100 nights of sleepless edging

“My house hermit buddy Ken, just reached goonvana last night”

by King Gon May 21, 2024

Goonvana

An elevated form of human consciousness one can achieve after masturbating for 100 days and 100 nights

(gooning/nirvana)

“david strokes his meat so much he might just achieve goonvana!”

by King Gon May 22, 2024