Gooner

An adjective for someone sus and/or goons 24/7.

Joe:yo ben, billy is a gooner
Ben:for real bro.
Billy:*epically gooning*

by XD_1234 September 20, 2025

Gooner

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently

Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.

by Diicho September 26, 2025

Gooner

A navy sailor who pretends to work but really ain’t doing much.

Marsalis is such a gooner, he’s been walking around with that broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.

by Haha-Man September 30, 2025

goonerator

the thing that makes you goon; a generator for gooning

"turning on your goonerator!"

by rubystones October 5, 2025

gooner

A lower level of zebodky.

Wasi is such a gooner. He'll never be like Micah.

by The Zebodky October 6, 2025

Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum

callum is such a gooner

by cookie fella May 9, 2025

Gooner

A person who sits in a basement and plays video games all day

“Have you seen Jacob?”

“No he’s been gooning with the other gooners all day”

by Adam sandal May 13, 2025