Goattailed

the state of being pursued by an annoying drunk acquaintance who wants to keep talking and drinking with you while you are already in a goatfuck

I was fighting the goatfuck so hard but that guy just goattailed me until I turned in.

by Shiftylifty January 24, 2018

Gotta Hydrate

A gay euphemism referring to going to a gay bar to “hydrate” on sexual fluids

I gotta hydrate tonight!

by randomlycarrot May 21, 2018

gotta make mayonnaise

Masturbate using lotion

Bye gotta make mayonnaise

by Samson43 December 5, 2019

Gotta get a grip

The famous quote from hotline Miami 2 during the level apocalypse the son takes too many pills and then says this famous line

Who the fuck cares if Manny pardo has thick skin I gotta get a grip

"No furry shit"
The henchman from hotline Miami 2

by The son hotline Miami 2 January 16, 2021

GetTarkoved

A term to describe a state where the videogame EscapefromTarkov screws u so hard, that not even a nice application of golden star can save your cheeks from being clapped by the games many problems.

The term ranges from frustration, anger to indifference and acceptance on an emotional level.

Chad: *shoots*
Chad2: *goes behind cover and dies*
Chad2: I GotTarkoved.

Chad1: *shoots*

Chad2: *shoots back*
Chad1: *gun bugs out*
Chad1: *I GetTarkoved*
Chad1 dies

by Pretty good game March 18, 2021

goettle

Goettle's are strong,funny and athletic and you may be wondering how i know this is because i am one but yeah there are alot of Goettle's in the north

Goettles are strong,funny and athletic

by astrofudge 12 November 2, 2021

Gotta Go Fast

Refers to a Tool Assisted Speedrun (TAS) of a Sonic game.

The TAS gave a new meaning to Gotta Go Fast.

by Zde829 December 26, 2021