1 "dog" backwards
2 Believed to be the higher power - creator of the universe
3 Someone who proved his presence a long time ago to three different people in three different ways and got them to kill each other in the crusades - but I think he had his reasons
2 Believed to be the higher power - creator of the universe
3 Someone who proved his presence a long time ago to three different people in three different ways and got them to kill each other in the crusades - but I think he had his reasons
1 "Ayo! Did you know "God" is "dog" backwards?!"
2 Read the bible
3 Guy #1: Muslams! Jews! Christians! Who's telling the truth?
Guy #2: All of them!
2 Read the bible
3 Guy #1: Muslams! Jews! Christians! Who's telling the truth?
Guy #2: All of them!
by W0ot September 10, 2006
Get the Godmug. -A being that obviously not many people here believe in...
-An all powerful being that created everything, whether by evolution of whatever, and is SO powerful we can not even begin to understand him!
-A being that is so different than a human because if one of us had that much power, we would go mad, and do all sorts of things like changing the laws of nature every other day, making all women walk around nude, make up animals all the time, and make alot of the ranting people on the def of this word right!
-He's better than you and you know it!
-He doesn't have to be praised day and night, and he doesn't care if you follow a strict set of rules, as long as you believe in him, and repenty at some time, you will go to heavan, which sure beats going to hell and burning and having your soul broken! (do you even know what it would feel like to have your soul attacked? No i didn't think so!)
-A Great thing many people are too blind to see can accept that not everything in this world make sense!
-A being scienctists believe the mere theory of evolution disproves!
-You don't get everything you pray for! Good things happen to bad people, and bad things happen to good people! But God Didnt Make It That Way! We Did! So Suck It Up And Pray Abit!
-A being people are trying to get out of our governamtn and schools and yet are wondering why the worlds going to hell!
-An all powerful being that created everything, whether by evolution of whatever, and is SO powerful we can not even begin to understand him!
-A being that is so different than a human because if one of us had that much power, we would go mad, and do all sorts of things like changing the laws of nature every other day, making all women walk around nude, make up animals all the time, and make alot of the ranting people on the def of this word right!
-He's better than you and you know it!
-He doesn't have to be praised day and night, and he doesn't care if you follow a strict set of rules, as long as you believe in him, and repenty at some time, you will go to heavan, which sure beats going to hell and burning and having your soul broken! (do you even know what it would feel like to have your soul attacked? No i didn't think so!)
-A Great thing many people are too blind to see can accept that not everything in this world make sense!
-A being scienctists believe the mere theory of evolution disproves!
-You don't get everything you pray for! Good things happen to bad people, and bad things happen to good people! But God Didnt Make It That Way! We Did! So Suck It Up And Pray Abit!
-A being people are trying to get out of our governamtn and schools and yet are wondering why the worlds going to hell!
"Excuse me I'm gonna go pray to God for your souls now, and trust me, we'll see who right and whos wrong soon enough! Though if you're right, then we wouldnt exist! But if I'm right, PARTY AT HIS HOUSE! (i'll remember you as i look down)
by Stover May 3, 2005
Get the Godmug. by Thatoneguywhoissomethinf November 16, 2021
Get the Godmug. God a nonce that spy at kids until they grow up.
to be honest he is just an worse version of Santa also has a little pp source is the bibel were Marie says that she did not feel anything when she got pregnant with jesus
to be honest he is just an worse version of Santa also has a little pp source is the bibel were Marie says that she did not feel anything when she got pregnant with jesus
by Psyedonym December 28, 2019
Get the Godmug. (in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
by Left_hand_on_chad October 9, 2019
Get the Godmug.