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Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

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used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.
Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!
by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010
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goatstick

One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.
That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.
by itsyourmakergoatboy April 27, 2009
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throw your goats up

To make either the "Anarchy" or "Goats' Head" hand sign by using your thumb to hold down the middle and ring fingers, while extending the index and pinky fingers. Most often seen at cheese-ball metal concerts, i.e. Slayer, Metallica, Pantera, etc. And some punk concerts i.e. Black Flag, AFI,
Sinead O'Connor
Bro, they're about to play Ride The lightning man, awesome dude, throw your goats up so they know we're hardcore, blood, death, satan, yeah!!!!!
by Chrisculpt27 February 20, 2007
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Goatsie

Goatsie is Anal rape to teh EXTREME!!11!!1ONEONE!!!111

Its when one can hover over something like a peice of fruit then drop down and have it fit into their ass tube without it touching the sides.
Dude! You totally goatsied that watermelon!
by Justin AKFC. September 18, 2003
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Michigan Goatee

While performing analingus, the receiver has a wet fart spreading fecal matter on the face of the one giving the rim, leaving a shitty goatee
by jenturner10 August 21, 2008
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goathead

The seat behind the driver in a car is known as 'goathead'.
John called shotgun, Josh called roostertail right, so Charles was left with goathead.
by Aaron January 26, 2005
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Arabian Goatee

The act of having having anothers genitalia cover ones eyes and having their (unwiped) fanny pressed in a subtle, yet erotic fashion against ones chin. Leaving a brown smudge, or a 'goatee'.


*Note
This is similar in method to Arabian Goggles, but is much more delicous.
Tom gave that ginger boy an Arabian Goatee as a lasting and delicous reminder of one hell of a night.
by Fudgepaker March 16, 2009
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