Goat Demon

Allpowerful being that lives atop Great Mountain, sitting on the Demon Monster Throne. A meandering river.

Person 1: "It has been foretold."

Person 2: "What of the Goat Demon?"

Person 1: "Skeletons monsters death sepsis decay evil."

Person 2: "I will never forgive you."

by the river meanders slowly January 22, 2009

GOAD

A ball of curdled cum that exits the penis like a kidney stone. Usually followed by searing pain.

Doctor: "Good news you don't have testicular cancer. It's just goad."

by pickledgoad June 18, 2021

goatitude

The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.

"John Blyth, eat that like a human being!" she screamed, mindful of his extreme goatitude and big sharp teeth.

by JVM July 24, 2006

Hairy Goat Balls

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.

Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.

by samyooell March 20, 2011

Friendship goals

Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond

Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.

by Saaaaavvvvvvv July 11, 2015

Goanimate

some website where retarded 6 year olds try to be edgy by making poorly animated adult versions of little kids shows.

I have nothing to say about goanimate. read the definition

by sorrwo May 21, 2018

goatilly

1. A very underdeveloped goatee on a young male (or female...nasty)
2. A few scragly hairs on the chin of a male or female who are pretending they have a goatee.

Dude, you really need to shave off that goatilly.

by Dan van Hees February 10, 2004