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Gloat

Greatest Loser Of All Time. A takeoff on 'GOAT', The Greatest of All Time.
"That's guy is such a Gloat, he made his mother sleep in the station wagon because he didn't want her to see his girlfriend..."
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GLOAT

GLOAT, coined on May 28th 2024 in Manhattan President Trump's legal team.

GLOAT means The Greatest Liar Of All Time. This is in reference to who everyone knows is, Michael Cohen.

On the stand he perjured himself, admitted to lying and admitted to a felony. Which was greater than what he was lying about on the stand. Yet the police didn't come to the witness stand and take him away in cuffs. They let him ramble on. They let him spread more lies then the media spread the same afterwards.

The GLOAT will never be forgotten. He'll be remembered as one who turned upside down New York's justice system forever converting it from what once was a pillar of the Community to what is now a Stalinistic show trial system. Where one can be found guilty without unanimous decisions by the jurors.

GLOAT
Watch out for the GLOAT. He's coming for you.
by RightRushLeftGod.2 May 28, 2024
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GLOAT

"Cohen is the GLOAT - Greatest Liar Of All Time. Cohen lied to each and every one of you." -- Trump's Lawyer Todd Blanche, Trump NY Case 5/2024
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gloatwatch

To watch the news or other entertainment while gloating over how you were right
I Gloatwatched the news for three days after the president was impeached
by Assor Eloc May 31, 2024
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Gooftroop

A lame ass nigga who is a trooper of goofy niggas, or simply a goofy ass nigga
He just said the most dumb ass shit ever that nigga a gooftroop
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glotactics

you know that clothing brand glotactics? that shit hard!
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Glostackin

A corrupt politician; will use "pseudopolitics" to get what they want and screw you over in any shape or form if you get in their way.
Known for sitting back and observing and then offguarding their victims when they don't expect it
"I found my opp lacking on the street and gave him the glostackin treatment
by Biggy Boy Jiggy June 24, 2024
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