korkys garden

To talk waffle and bollocks with similarly minded f*ck wits on a topic which has no basis in reality
Person A

"If you want to know how to enjoy life without being burdened by aspiration, success, career moves, dependency on a partner, material wealth, boasting, one upmanship being pretentious about not being pretentious just let me know. I'll afford you some valuable insights."

Person B

"LOL - where did you come up with that crap - in Korkys Garden?"
by Girthy Schlong July 18, 2014
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fear garden

A vocaloid song, it's a very spooky song. Shivers ye timbers even.

The song is sang by Rin, and it's about her decapitating the hands off others and planting them in her garden hence making her garden feared hence the name, 'fear garden'.

Alot like Smile HD, kids found it, watched it, and got nightmares from it.

The only ones who know of this song are either:
1. People who watched it as a child and got scarred for life from it
2. A hard-core vocaloid fan
3. A member of the osc (If you know, you know)

It's also my personal favorite vocaloid song.
Person 1: hey, do you like vocaloid?
Person 2: yea.
Person 1: what's your favorite vocaloid song?
Person 2: fear garden, you should check it out.
Person 1: neat, gonna search it up on YouTube right now.. WTF-
by Freaky fella December 02, 2022
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Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)
Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)
by Tease;) December 17, 2010
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Nathan gardener

A peculiar lad to be honest, often finds humour in perverted or repulsive images to show to friends or foes.
Nathan gardener showed me a picture of poop where it shouldn’t be.
by Mr-Billinge89 April 14, 2023
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grandpa gardener

Jim- hey your being a “grandpa gardener” (meaning your being very bitchy for no reason)
by Notthatshorty August 26, 2022
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Garden Hose

if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!
Ha! Look at your nose! Nose long like garden hose!
by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020
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