he died in 1986, he is still alive in my tits, why wont you bark the dog todd,well when will you be done doing the laundry john cena, back off my cat Kurt Angle,oh so thats why my boots are cold and you are way too affraid for my plate job action figure!!!
god: you know what i am sick of you chet
chet: i like Plate jobz
God:just go to hell already
Chet:george straight is my hero
God:ok chet gadarick, its hell fo you!
Chet:woooooooooo
(IN HELL)
Satan: chet bawl to me
Chet: i love you dad
Satan: what fool
Chet: can i scrape your wallet
Satan: god your annoying, your going back on earth!
(ON EARTH)
Chet: what am i going to do now
Mr.Zimmermann: what are you doing chet. we dont do that here! so get over it!
chet: i like Plate jobz
God:just go to hell already
Chet:george straight is my hero
God:ok chet gadarick, its hell fo you!
Chet:woooooooooo
(IN HELL)
Satan: chet bawl to me
Chet: i love you dad
Satan: what fool
Chet: can i scrape your wallet
Satan: god your annoying, your going back on earth!
(ON EARTH)
Chet: what am i going to do now
Mr.Zimmermann: what are you doing chet. we dont do that here! so get over it!
by james franks the 3rd February 26, 2005
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Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!
by MIKE March 19, 2004
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To mess up or die in an exceedingly excessive manor. Source: Gandalf's death scene - fighting the demon all the way to lower-earth, and also Gandalf the Beta fish. Gandalf impaled himself on a spiky plastic plant - from gill through eye.
Example 1: "Dude, you totally gandalfed yourself last night proposing to Jenny. An oversized engagement ring around your pecker is not romantic."
Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."
Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."
by NoSugarAdded June 8, 2007
Get the gandalf mug.a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.
Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.
by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009
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by Popposs December 28, 2011
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used as a verb or adjective.
people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc
used as a verb or adjective.
people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc
person 1: why was the chicken so happy?
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')
person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')
person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr
by vrysrslysrs September 25, 2010
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