he died in 1986, he is still alive in my tits, why wont you bark the dog todd,well when will you be done doing the laundry john cena, back off my cat Kurt Angle,oh so thats why my boots are cold and you are way too affraid for my plate job action figure!!!
god: you know what i am sick of you chet
chet: i like Plate jobz
God:just go to hell already
Chet:george straight is my hero
God:ok chet gadarick, its hell fo you!
Chet:woooooooooo
(IN HELL)
Satan: chet bawl to me
Chet: i love you dad
Satan: what fool
Chet: can i scrape your wallet
Satan: god your annoying, your going back on earth!
(ON EARTH)
Chet: what am i going to do now
Mr.Zimmermann: what are you doing chet. we dont do that here! so get over it!
chet: i like Plate jobz
God:just go to hell already
Chet:george straight is my hero
God:ok chet gadarick, its hell fo you!
Chet:woooooooooo
(IN HELL)
Satan: chet bawl to me
Chet: i love you dad
Satan: what fool
Chet: can i scrape your wallet
Satan: god your annoying, your going back on earth!
(ON EARTH)
Chet: what am i going to do now
Mr.Zimmermann: what are you doing chet. we dont do that here! so get over it!
by james franks the 3rd February 27, 2005
He is the founding last super hero of our time! He plays golf with freckled kids! He likes to Break Bread and go Water Fishing! His powers are dance to Techno music with hot chicks! He then Cleans his fridge with Fabric softner and yells at crocidiles because they have too much teeth and never see the dentist!
Little Boy: oh my god some buddy kill me!
Captain Douche Bag: how about no dumass! maybe you should be happy fuck face!
Little Boy: why captain douche bag no one likes me!
Captain Douche Bag: cause your a pussy!
Little Boy: im really sorry sir! i promise to stop wetting the bed!
Captain Douche Bag: good now go protect the planet from Beastiality Porn!!!
THEME SONG!
Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a mask!
He'll eat the rest of the Steak Sauce!
Then he will cry you nothing cause you suck!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a cape!
He'll do back flips on chicken tenders from Hot'n Now!
Then he will pee on your bed blaming it on you!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Kids: We love Captain Douche Bag!! YAY!!!!!!
Captain Douche Bag is a fucking hero with Attitude!!!
He'll race you to the Laundry Mat!! And wash his clothes!
Then he will burn the Kmart store down! cause it sucks!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Captain Douche Bag: how about no dumass! maybe you should be happy fuck face!
Little Boy: why captain douche bag no one likes me!
Captain Douche Bag: cause your a pussy!
Little Boy: im really sorry sir! i promise to stop wetting the bed!
Captain Douche Bag: good now go protect the planet from Beastiality Porn!!!
THEME SONG!
Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a mask!
He'll eat the rest of the Steak Sauce!
Then he will cry you nothing cause you suck!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a cape!
He'll do back flips on chicken tenders from Hot'n Now!
Then he will pee on your bed blaming it on you!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Kids: We love Captain Douche Bag!! YAY!!!!!!
Captain Douche Bag is a fucking hero with Attitude!!!
He'll race you to the Laundry Mat!! And wash his clothes!
Then he will burn the Kmart store down! cause it sucks!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
by james franks the 3rd October 30, 2005
Well he is really kool, but damn, when you have faggot ass bitches doing the catch phrases from the movie al the time its gets so annoying, and you think to your self, once again someone ruined a good blockbuster film!
Guy: hey Napolen hand me some of your tots
Napolean: no go find your own
Guy: i said give me some
Napolean: no i havent ate all freaking day
(guy smashes his pockets whick was full of tator tots)
Napolean: god you freakin suck!
Napolean: no go find your own
Guy: i said give me some
Napolean: no i havent ate all freaking day
(guy smashes his pockets whick was full of tator tots)
Napolean: god you freakin suck!
by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005
Reapel is to describe invidual people with great potential, such as being a master in martial arts or being able to know how to do gymnastics. Basically any special talent that can shock many people.
by James Franks the 3rd October 14, 2006
loves to fold sofas and touch pancakes with her special tipped marker, so never less she knows that sponge bob is to square to be yellow, why not be purple, wel then people will say he is gay, so that makes him Harina Dactyl
Harina: Now hun i can open the ravoli can!
Guy: Harina go fuck yourself you stupid retard
harina: well i guess i will have to smack you with the egg turner.
Guy: bitch touch me and i wil skull fuck you and rip your stomach out of your ass!
Harina: oh dear, then no more video games fucker!
Guy: Harina go fuck yourself you stupid retard
harina: well i guess i will have to smack you with the egg turner.
Guy: bitch touch me and i wil skull fuck you and rip your stomach out of your ass!
Harina: oh dear, then no more video games fucker!
by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005
Well let me tel you this, if he were to get drunk and get pulled over, he would not pass the drunk test, especially the one where you have to touch you nose!He also likes to watch porn, and one time he was at the store and someone threw a snow ball, and he got pissed, and the old lady he was helping out thought he had DOWN SYDROME!!!! well that noah wallace for ya!!!!!!!!
Noah: She is a hottie
Mark: really,way you say that Noah
Noah: she has nice butt and stuff
Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)
Noah: shut up ass hole!!!
Mark: really,way you say that Noah
Noah: she has nice butt and stuff
Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)
Noah: shut up ass hole!!!
by James franks the 3rd February 07, 2005
Now she will stitch your blanket if you give her a bath, and she loves to eat frozen pizza,and every now and then she goes out side and talks to herself on thje swing set, and yells, "Loud noises,lets be loud,wooooooooooooo".
Daphie: we should smack the mail man
Clara: you mean like Darlita did, that bitch is crazy!
Daphnie: hell i think Darlita killed that fucking mail man!
Clara: you mean like Darlita did, that bitch is crazy!
Daphnie: hell i think Darlita killed that fucking mail man!
by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005