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booty fork

A plastic fork that has been scratched on the ass by an itchy, booty individual.
I just realized that I ate my salad with a booty fork
by GeorgePorgi June 30, 2016
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plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack
Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating
by metal cheezbooger December 17, 2016
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The Forklift

The Forklift, where one hangs a towel from one's cock
"Look, he's doing The Forklift"
by chihuehue January 12, 2017
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email fork

When your coworker does not respond to the latest reply of an email thread, the discussion becomes forked between his reply and the latest. The fork is more severe when an email volley is accumulating participants, and you get left out. in which case, you'll hope someone will loop you in. the fork could be unintentional if the forker is just a slow-ass chicken pecker. but if he has a rep of being a habitual threadjacker, it is probably not
To avoid an email fork of the thread with a client, Becky sent Chad a DM that she was drafting a response to the client's latest questions.
by DirtyWaterbury March 12, 2019
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Spaghetti fork

Is a sexual act Where a girl Wraps her hair around a penis like spaghetti on a fork
Damn last night my girl gave me a spaghetti fork to get me going
by Spaghettifork April 28, 2020
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Finland Fork Fryer

Duct taping a metal fork to your testicles before thrusting your new appendage into the nearest electrical socket. The result is a charred ballsack filled with the liquid remains of your once fertile testes.
Kevin: My girlfriend told me that she finds burn victims attractive
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.
by Yogi--Bear May 25, 2020
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Mr.Forkle

This includes spoilers!

Mr.Forkle is from Keeper of the lost cities. He is first introduced in the first book, in his other identity Sir Astin. He is described to have blonde hair and 'an unknown shade of blue eyes'. Mr Forkle in his identity when he's not undercover at Foxfire is described to have black hair and 'piercing blue eyes', he is over eight hundred years old and also takes up the identity of Magnate Leto. Though he is meant to be a unforgettable, and well-respected character he is, in my opinion, extremely annoying. In my opinion if you are calling somebody Mr.Forkle then that means that they are a person who tries their hardest to keep everything as cheerful as it can be, while still keeping everything professional and serious. They have a serious side as well as the side that tries to make sure that everybody stays calm even when Prentice seems to be dying. They have their secrets and even sometimes tend to seem to be psychic. Mr.Forkle, when in their serious mood, will sacrifice themselves in a way that makes them seem like they're giving up when really they have a second plan. I quote: ""The cloaks you’re wearing will dissolve into a protective coating, but the leap will still take a large toll. So only use your pendants if we’re captured.” “Then why aren’t you wearing them too?” Biana asked. Several seconds passed before Mr. Forkle said, “We will foolishly be viewed as the more important targets. Our surrender would give you a chance to leap away.”"
"Did you hear what -------- said today?"

"Yeah, ---------'s such a Mr.Forkle!"

E.g 2:

"I'm not annoying, I'm simply optimistic."

"Sure, Mr.Forkle"
by HoneyBe(e)Creative ❤ October 4, 2021
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