Fwork

Fuck Work.

Simply used just to say work, but either when you don't want to go/be at work.

Don: Yo, Adam, can you kick it tonight?

Adam: fuck no, I got work at 4am.

Don: Fuck work, man.

Adam: Fwork for real.

by Machadorati June 2, 2007

fworking fwork

Colloquil pronouncement of "fucking fuck" used when would like to appear as a Italian-American New York gangster.

"I caught Joey Fingers in bed wit my broad so I olugged the fworking fwork"

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Forked Up

Being morbidly obese or absurdly fat and disproportionate.

Dude that chick at mcdonalds is so forked up

by nnarx August 4, 2022

Forked Up

1.Being morbidly obese

2. Eating a lot of food

a reference to the deviant artist Forksporks

Oh my god she's so forked up

by nnarx August 5, 2022

Dry Cereal with a Fork

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

fork out

to pay your share of money for something

1: You gonna fork out for a limousine?
2: Hell no!

by lufluf December 13, 2007

hit it with the fork

To cook crack.

I was low on dough so I had to hit it with the fork.

by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013