Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future
A few days later . . .
Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future
A few days later . . .
Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).
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A group of villians from the future that are also invisible. Defeated by Harryman and Cousin Tex long ago. They loved throwing people into cardboard boxes.
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the way you may say it in class and hope to god the teacher dosent pick up on it
one who fucks buts
the way you may say it in class and hope to god the teacher dosent pick up on it
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After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!
The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!
The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
by Cap'n Awesome April 27, 2005
Get the futureshop!! mug.A great Show Canceled By Fox and , sadly by Adult Swim, but is back on with a new season on Comedy Central and TBS (Best two stations ever) Featuring Fry, a Average guy from the year 1999 that was frozen for about 2000 years. Then, wakes up in the year 3000 and finds his nephew (Dr.Farnsworth) and works for his "Delivering Company". The Simpsons (Created by Matt Groaning) and Family Guy (Created By Seth MacFarlane) both GREAT shows, but have recently started to get worse, so right now I would recommend to watch Futurama on Comedy Central and TBS.
Futurama is awesome.
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