tea fucker

One who is enthused at the sight of tea, any British person

Those tea fuckers over there need to give us our independence.

by Marucci October 4, 2017

sexy fucker

as simple as it gets, someone who is uber sexually attractive who fucks

Mikey Shoes and Carlo Von Sexron are two sexy fuckers!

by sui generis November 3, 2008

bear fucker

A russian whore, or just a russian person, came from the idea that Catherine the Great (czarina of Russia) dabbled in beastiality.

Usually used among people who have ancestors from countries that were once ruled by the Russians, like Poland (almost all polish grandmothers/fathers will tell their grandchildren and children to "never trust a russian").

Jane: What's that girls name?
Anne: Tatiana.
Jane: Is she Russian?
Anne: Of course.
Jane: What a dirty bear fucker.

by debauchery123 November 15, 2009

Star Fucker

A person or persons who uses popularity and celebrity acquaintance's to get further in business or social situations, sometimes without even having sex.

Amy really knows alot of celebrities and gets to go to cool events. Shes a real star fucker.

by Johnson Veyhew January 5, 2005

Smother Fucker

A man who does not hold his weight up during missionary sex. His weight is all on the woman and she has a very hard time breathing.

That smother fucker just about killed me last night!

I won't be dating anymore smother fuckers...I may not survive the next one!

by Meg Kelso October 5, 2006

sock fucker

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.

Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.

by Top Gunt June 3, 2004

cousin fucker

The name you call someone who has sexual relations with their cousin. Yes, sexual relations.

Brandon: OMG! You're a cousin fucker!
Me: I AM NOT! Just because everyone says my cousin is hot and he wants to get in my pants, does NOT mean I fucked him!
Brandon: Nah, you fucked him.
Me: HE WISHES!
Brandon: Yeah OK...cousin fucker.
Me: GRAWR! (eats Brandon)(or not)

by puts the scene in obscene February 5, 2008