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felony forest

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.
Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.
by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007
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Forest Fist

While hooking up with a girl in the woods, you stick your whole fist into her asshole.
Danny: Hey Tara, you wanna go and make out in the woods?

Tara: Yes!!! but only if we can do a Forest Fist because I already used my toothbrush.
by Shugah Nipz November 28, 2009
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i'll love you forever

no matter what happens we'll be together. you're a huge part of my life and i'll never give that away. i care about you more then anything in the world. you're my everything. i'll love you forever.
casee: "i love you".
ethan: "i love you more".
casee: "i'll love you forever".
by kcbaybaee January 13, 2011
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Johnny Foreigner

1. Anyone who isn't British.
2. Anyone likely to be given a metaphorical 'bloody nose' by a plucky Brit.
Examples include 'Jerry' and 'the Frogs' (in that order)

See also
The Great Escape (1963), in which Johnny Foreigner is given a sound thrashing by a number of plucky Brits and other less important characters from the colonies. Later on, without giving away the plot, events go slightly a wry for the protagonists. Not to worry though, as Jerry's uppence comes, eventually leading to the end of Nazi Germany.
by Sqn Ldr Cavendish-Stockley February 2, 2010
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fml forever

Jen: today sucked
Hannah: Fml forever
by Heightbabe April 17, 2017
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forerape

Forced kissing, petting, and groping, against the victims will.
The man engaged in some forerape, fondling and kissing the breasts of his roofied "date" before ultimately penetrating her unconscious body.
by Broccoli7 September 24, 2011
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Foreskin Restoration

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.
I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.
by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019
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