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Fob

Fresh off the Boat. Doesn’t know one lickity split of English but still enrolls in a regular school anyway. Completely self centred and rudely mannered people. Extremely over populated. Has 5 children well knowing they have no money to support even themselves, and the verdict? Ship them to Canada. 60% of the world is made up of people, that’s almost 5 out of 7 billion. Not only is there no room for more in their own land, soon enough, every continent is going to be overpopulated because of them. They have no respect. They only socialize with themselves. They are absurdly obnoxious. They are just genuinely rude people that don’t know how to act proper in any social gathering. They poorly take care of themselves, often smelling like a slow cooked butthole. They take offence to absolutely everything, you accidentally bump into them, one they over react and pretend to plummet to the ground, and two they look at you like you’re Satan. And even if we say sorry we will just get ignored. But if they run into us they don’t give a diddly squat about it and try to walk right threw you like you’re a ghost. Three quarters of my school is asain, walking threw the hall I feel like I’m in the middle of a Chinese super marker. I just can’t wrap my head around it. Search it up anywhere, before we know it the only race of the world is going to be asain.

I’m not trying to be racist or anything but there’s so many of them and it’s annoying. STOP SHIPPING THEM TO CALGARY PLEASE
Why is my whole school full of FOBS?

Becky- omg I’m annoyed
Nickolas-why

Becky- these FOBS wont stfu
by cool_jesus_guy September 20, 2019
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Fob

a word that describes most males and females in qatar from ages 11 to 17
usually addicted to vaping, cigarettes or both. and in many cases weed.
always have a low IQ and a rich family of doctors or is qatari
often seen hanging around doha festival city (DFC), villagio and al reem gardens on weekend nights dressed in nike techs and any type of chavvy fit trying to cause trouble with security guards or anyone they see
they're basically btec roadmen, try and act hard but they end up looking goofy ash
often go to rich fancy private schools like DC or Sherborne
person1- "have u heard about what happened?"
person2- "no"
person1- "some fobs got banned from DFC because they were stealing from monoprix and tryna scrap the security"
by notafobb January 3, 2024
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Fob-bi

the act of dressing so F.O.B. that people actually think your bi or gay.

pronounced fob-b
by Darkshinobi1027 December 17, 2009
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Fob

Fresh off the boat

People who aren't white. This includes, but not limited to;
Cook Islanders
Samoans
Asians
Fijians
Basically anyone in the Pacific Ocean

Fobs are the best kinds of people. They know how to party, know how to cook, know their songs, can dance hella good and more. They mostly have huge pots and pans to cook for their huge families. ( Normally around 11-13 children ). They also cook for family events; e.g. Weddings, Funerals, Birthdays, White Sunday, New Years ect.

They are gansta and normally black people are jealous of them. Black people tend to hate on them and start fights because FOBS are too skuxx. There are alot of fights between Black people and FOBS. Black people tend to start fights 3 on 1 while a FOB is alone. But as soon as it's an even fight Black People run away to get more people because they are scared.

FOBS are muscular and strong. This is because they eat alot, but they are also doing work 24/7 to burn all the food and gain muscle. E.G; climbing coconut tress, mowing the lawn, Cleaning the house.

FOBS are the best dancers. From New Zealanders, Cook Islanders, Samoans, Tongans ect. The girls can move their hips; a real turn on. But the boy's fire dance is too die for. The boys learn the fire dance and can get alot of exercise from practising. This also helps to burn the food off. Traditional dances are preformed at weddings, birthdays, new years, Christmas and other events.
"damnn look at that FOB"
"Damn she thick, and look at the way she moves her hips"

"Look at how they are doing that fire dance, how do they move their legs like that?"
"They must be FOB"
by Emanea May 23, 2018
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FOB

One of the only ways to determine if someone is a FOB is to call them a FOB and figure out if they're offended by it, if they are, they are indeed a FOB.

Immigrating to a new country does not make you a FOB, and having an accent is merely a side effect.
by fact checker 201 February 15, 2021
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FOB

Kidus Yeshidagna, a fob that comes straight from Ethiopia, he just came out the boat
Wow look at that Fob! HES SUCH KIDUS YESHIDAGNA LOL
by bezrae November 8, 2022
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fob girl

The meaning of which fatshua fancies his existence.
That fatshua guy is in love with the fob girl.
by Josh December 7, 2003
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