Flying Seacat

The one who created the world, and all its inhabitants. The Flying Seacat demands sacrifice in the from children, toes, and fishes, for the is the correct plural form of fish (proven by the Flying Seacat).

The Flying Seacat engages in enteral combat with the source of all evil, the Snakeray. Not only can these gods live under water, they can live on land and fly.

All who die go to a resting place of souls, Atlantis. The only difference between those who were bad and good in their resting place is those who did not please the Seacat will not have gills.

A part of the holy scripture

"And so the Flying Seacat looked down apon those it created. The Flying Seacat opened its mouth and let out a terrifying meow which shook the universe, causing black holes.

Those who worshiped the Flying Seacat on the planet Eeearth fell to their knees and looked above and cried out praises to the mighty being.

Then the voice of the Seacat was heard, it was terrifying and beautiful. 'Remember, I am always watching.'

And so the mighty creature created video cameras and began to tape humans."

by Makena, The Absolute November 25, 2009

alberta flying squirrel

When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.

Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.

by WayneDarcy January 19, 2009

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.

Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

by Out of the way Peedro May 3, 2010

flying sex snakes

1. Extra long lanky penises
2. Also used in a friendly game of tether ball

I am alone in my room and I just got hit in the face with a flying sex snakes

by Gmy bars December 27, 2013

flying mare

A wrestling maneuver where one's opponent is lifted vertically over ones head with his/her feet facing upwards, and then tossed down on the canvas upon his/her back. Looks painful, but the thickness of the canvas and the spring suspension of WWF rings absorbs much of the impact; it "stings" more than it bruises.

And the Baron executes a perfect flying mare, taking Gorgeous George down a notch or two!

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Flying Gaggler

A sexual move in which one gargles his nuts in his mouth while flying through the air.

Dave: Hey! Look up! is it a bird? is it a plane??!!

Ben: Nah, it's just the Flying Gaggler.

by thearsonist March 16, 2010

Flying Bentley

Sexual position that involves running and jumping onto an erect penis.

Charlie misjudged and ended up with a black eye while giving a flying Bentley to Eric.

by DKM Fan July 9, 2011