mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.

dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.

by iwantayoshie July 9, 2011

Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

racist-fluid

When you attack and vilify people based on race, but whether or not it's racist depends on the race being targeted. And whether you "identify" as racist.

Origin: Eretz Nehederet sketch, "Welcome to Columbia Untisemity"

"I major in queer post-colonial astrology. Ew! Jews make the world dirty. And no, I'm not antisemitic, I'm racist-fluid."

by TSCX November 21, 2023

embombing fluid

Nitroglycerine.

Achmed Da Dead Terrorist might have preferred embombing fluid to preserve his corpse, but since he is now virtually nothing but a fleshless skeleton, anyway, said funeral-home procedure might not make much difference at this point, anyway.

by QuacksO December 6, 2023

Fluid Mentality

Not to be confused with "Fluid Mental Rigidity". Although similar, the difference is between the ability to stand one's ground but also be accepting of others and there difference's. Someone with this trait can fit in anywhere or be any shape the situation requires, without conflict of ideology or lifestyle. Like a fluid.

Man! I thought that preppy kid wouldn't be able to handle that kind of crowd! I was wrong, he must have a fluid mentality.

by Bmanb May 15, 2023

Gender Fluid

A delicious soup that is not available to the general public.

Me when i can't drink the gender fluid:

by IHATENIGGER123 December 8, 2022