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flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.
Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.
by MassGuru April 28, 2011
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Floating head

A girl who dresses frumpy or comfortably.
Her: How do I look?
Him: All I see is a floating head.
by Harry T Baggins January 1, 2020
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floating wolf bait

You dont want to be in here, I just floated wolf bait.
by Smurf Assassin May 13, 2003
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floating cherry

when a EXTREMELY horny virgin who is about to get laid is on a waterbed waiting 4 her boyfriend/girlfriend 2 go see her naked waiting 2 get fuked.
Last night i came home and saw a floating cherry in my bedroom
by pimp daddy dollars August 25, 2004
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floating the boat

1. When the guy in a straight relationship completely obeys the girl. He may also be very shy in public yet very aggressive among other men.
2. When the girl in the relationship is a camera whore and forces a complacent guy to take exessive pictures with her.
3. When the guy in a relationship always tells the girl, "Whatever floats your boat."
"Dam. That guys needs to grow a spine. He keeps floating the boat."
by azer29 November 6, 2008
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floating voter

Dad, I've got something to tell you..."
Ten minutes later
"No son of mine is a dirty floating voter.
by GiantSnowman April 11, 2005
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floating rock mentality

The mentality that nothing really matters because we are just on a floating rock in the middle of nowhere.
Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: HELL NO. I will not waste my time on math. We're lit rally on a floating rock so nothing matters.

Person 1: That floating rock mentality is gonna fuck you over.
by im a bitch :) November 17, 2020
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