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The best or ultimate perfomance possible
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Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.
"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"
by Cirdellin January 13, 2010
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yellow float

A yellow float is the combination of sperm and urine. A yellow float is usually then deposited into the mouth of a willing participant. The act is referred to as making a float when the float is prepared in the mouth of the participant.
me: Are you thirsty?
my friend: Why?
me: Because I have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: Rock! I would love a yellow float!
me: Cool. Coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )
by JGuy The Great! July 14, 2011
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What's Floating

This phrase came to me while i was surfing in the caribbean. Its a chill way to say what's up or whats going on today.
What's floating bro,

So whats floating today,
by TheNG7FLoter December 4, 2011
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flittered

Brian got flittered when Drew gave him a hug.
by BrianJ28 May 24, 2006
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Floater

A person who just floats with the crowds.
John liked Yung Jeezy, then everyone says Jeezy fell off-so now John says he don't like Yung Jeezy. or
Sarah likes DC's but since she wants to appear 'gangsta' and everyone is wearin Nikes that's 'gangsta' she only wears Nike. John and Sarah are floaters.
by Nykon Pheonix February 22, 2009
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Eye Floaties

Those little things you see in your eye and when you try to look at it it swims away!

They're really just little particles of stuff that linger on your eye, making you think your hallucinating but it's just dust or little floating objects that collided with your eyeballs.
Man 1: I THINK I JUST SAW A GHOST
Man 2: I didn't see anything.
Man 1: Oh I just had Eye Floaties
by Dinukun August 19, 2009
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