Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

Flopping

A quadriplegic using a sex swing to “flop” onto a receiving hole, similar to a paraplegic’s “swooping”

I was flopping on your mom last night

by FloppaOnHerSloppa December 24, 2022

Flooping

The process by which visual or mental information centralizes into a finite point or thought

1. That visual screen is flooping bro. Everything’s going to towards the center
2. Holy shit, I’m flooping so hard right now.

by dantedito February 4, 2023

Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.

The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023

floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

floating sand

When you illegally drive a lifted Toyota in Hawaii on a public beach that has been closed off to all vehicles, originated in Makaha but eventually made it to outer islands.

When you are too busy to pick up the phone because you are ‘floating sand’ with the boys

by Sillyboys808 March 19, 2023

Floating-a-left-P

Basically when Twitter first goes insane cause you typed $PEPE, you think.

So, psychologically, there may be relation here to internal dynamics to the typer, such that it is then you have fulfilled the aforementioned and defined word.

No one will ever know why $PEPE defined this, if it is.

$PEPE: Floating-a-left-P.
Internet: silence

by superstopponthat May 6, 2023