filing cabinet

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

by thomasgreen June 9, 2013

filet mignon that pussy

When you don't just eat that pussy, you savor every bite like i'ts the best piece of meat you've ever eaten.

I can't wait to filet mignon that pussy.

by Ssammay March 25, 2016

Filet-o-puss

This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.

I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Filbag

A slang word for a Filipino.

Ew, look at that Filbag over there.

by FilbagSlayer1889 June 24, 2019

Filippo

You probably won’t meet many Filippo's in your life. But, if you’re ever lucky enough to meet one, you’ll know you have to keep him. He may seem a little bit shy at first, but the more you get to know him, the more you want him to stay around. Once you’re close, he’ll feel more and more good and free around you and you’ll see his true colors. Intelligent, passionate, incredibly talented, funny, handsome on the outside and on the inside. Even if he doesn’t believe so, he’s a truly incredible person. He’s like a shot of espresso, seeing him is like being bathed in sunlight. Him and his golden heart will always be there for you, for whatever you need. He won’t hesitate to cheer you up with his positivity and kind words and will always hang out with you, at anytime. He’s going to show his love in the most simple, but genuine, ways, and that’s what makes him so special. Filippo is someone you can trust, he knows his stuff. His embrace is capable of making everything else disappear for a while, his smile and laugh are capable of brighting up your day. Seeing the passion he has when doing or talking about what he loves is enough to make you happy. His eyes gleam as if there was a whole universe inside them. Filippo is unique. If you ever have one in your life, don’t ever let him go.

“Filippo is so damn special. I’m never letting go of him.”

by pretty bird January 13, 2022

File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

by kk626kk June 21, 2011

filipinx

The Filipino language is already gender-neutral stop westernizing the usage of the Filipino language whoever created this clearly has no regard and understanding of the language and culture.

To apply Western movements such as Latinx to the Filipino context when there is absolutely no need for it; and to "convince" the Filipinos that Filipino is not gender- neutral is misleading and goes to show that the murikans (or not-so-real-Filipinos) have arbitrarily imposed their rules and culture (or lack thereof) to the real, rich and colorful Filipino identity.

The world thinks that Amurikan wokes speak for all of us. They do not.

Rica is a Filipnx, she also thinks Duterte is a god.

Daniel refers to himself as a Filipinx because he's trying to have some sort of identity and culture.

Karen claims that she is Filipinx, but she treats her Filipina househelper poorly.

by madchucklingfilipina September 10, 2020