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felch

a guy fucks someone in the ass, cums in the ass, then sucks the cum out with a straw
by me September 6, 2003
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Fetch

An exclamation of either anger, suprise, dismay, or joy.
What the fetch is going on here!

That fetching rules!
by Mikey to the S April 14, 2008
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necrophiphi felcher

If you split the word into two different meaning it is easier to understand. A Necrophiphi is a person who has sexual intercourse with a deceased body. A Felcher is a male who has anal sex and when he releases seamen into the male/females anus then licks the semen with or without a spoon out of the anus
"I heard that Malcom is a Necrophiphi Felcher" said john
"ya he totally licked the cum out of that dead guy" said joe
by Malcom12345 February 24, 2014
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fetch

originally used in the movie Mean Girls... "That's so fetch" "Gretchen, I already told you! fetch is so not goign to happen!" used instead of cool. As this word fades out of the commonly used lingo, the 8th grade girls of Lakeview Middle School are trying to bring it back into everyday convorsation ( as well as many other words, see example #1)
" That's wicked fetch, yo"
"That new hottie, Zach is so totally fetch!"
by Hulia Hotpants January 12, 2005
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felch a foof

The art of catching semen (or other bodily fluids) out of the air after a women foofs (a.k.a fart). A rare form of felching, usually performed by expert felchers.
Kelly: Man, you just totally packed my ass and deposited a bunch of cum in my rectum.
George: Yea, I sure did. Do you have a foof ready for me?
Kelly: One foof coming up.
George: Ok, I am ready to felch a foof. Thanks babe.
by Jon Sack August 4, 2007
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funneling (felch recycling)

Also known as felch recycling, the act of felching first, then using a funnel to redeposit the semen back into an awaiting orifice.
Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doin some mad funneling!
by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003
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Fetch

A button on your remote that makes people in the house bring you sandwiches.
*Presses fetch button*

Mother: here's your sandwich darling, you are such a good child. Now I will go shine your shoes.
by HagleMeSideways. November 24, 2009
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