Feline Barbwire Rod Shove

The act of putting barbed wire around the rod of a plunger then inserting it into that of a cats anus.

My cat pissed on my pillow while i was asleep so I gave him a Feline Barbwire Rod Shove.

by Dixi Normous April 26, 2008

felineabomination

a small kitten like thing that draws alot and is very happy

a felineabomination is that cat over there

by thiscat February 2, 2009

felinekilitory

The dead animals you cat thinks they must give to you as a present.

There was felinekilitory on my carpet this morning.

by madeyp February 5, 2010

Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.

Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.

by Hydrobrew May 13, 2011

Felineasipont

The coloring of the eyes and fur of a domestic cat mixed together to create a color.

If a cat with yellow eyes and red fur mixed those two colors together it would make an orange felineasipont.

by Funnyoctopus August 6, 2011

Feline Finger Trap

The act of two males pig roasting a member of the felis catus (house cat) family whilst touching tips. The member by or may not become ensnared, depending on skill level.

During my threesome with Jason and his cat scooter, I was forced to sedate scooter after he pulled a surprise feline finger trap, nearly severing Jason's member.

by Eyeheart2bone July 22, 2012

feinous

Fucking heinous

Holy shit look at that girl shes feinous

by dank700 December 9, 2012