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faulty vibrator

To be surprised, using the euphemism of having one's rear end exposed to electrical current.
"I'm shocking your ass like a faulty vibrator." - Bomb The Bass.

or

"Man, when I found out Britney Spears wasn't a virgin it shocked my ass like a faulty vibrator."
by LordWatson July 12, 2003
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Hereditary Fault

Hereditary Fault.
(+ The product of a One Night Stand)

+ Some one who turns out to look nothing like either parents

+Someone who turns out to have any personallity traits of the father or mother
Sam: "Did you hear about jimmy's story? His mom and 'dad' had a one night stand"
Terry: "You mean jimmy's a Hereditary Fault?! Nasty..."
by Bob. August 21, 2004
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Cullen Faulkner

A fucking bad ass with. Term or name usually to describe someone with a big dick. They usually play most sports and own at all of them. They are a member of a wolfpack and is a spawn of broseidon. Just pretty much a major Broski,Broseph, or bro. They Mack hoes all day and never call back.
by King Broski May 15, 2010
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Fallf

1).:short for fallfertrinus: an animal with a lion's head, and dog's face, one butterfly wing, a dragon wing, a human leg, a bird leg, a cat's tail, and a rectangular body. Known as a mythical creature.
2).:best friends
3).:a typo of half
1)Omg!! I saw a "fallf" today!
2)I love this girl, she is definately my "fallf". I can trust her with anything.
3)He is my other "fallf"♥
by neelyemily August 21, 2010
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failfest

1. When a group of people who are really terrible at something gt together to do that exact activity, peope who cannot play guitar hero or rockband on the expert setting, yet get together and hold a tournament, people who have extremely slow cars and get together at the local reacetrack to run over 14 second quartermile times, any art galleries for preschoolers or metally handicapped people.

2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.
Friend: what happend last night, its like i got hit by the bad karma bus

Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.
by sonofturbo October 7, 2009
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Failfeather

Your tailfeather, only failed.
There was no one at the bar last night, but I still shook my failfeather.

She was ugly and gross and shook her failfeather right next to us.
by Buzzkillgrl August 17, 2010
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Faulkin

Wow man you need 2 get faulkin laid ASAP!
by Rosedale Technician January 11, 2012
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