failassay

A failassay is an assay that ALWAYS fails.

"so did your assay fail?"
"Yup... I always does!"
"good ol' failassay... it's always there for you"

by Advantagium December 17, 2009

Failapalooza

When, at one location several fails occur close too or a the same time.

Failapalooza's on everybody!

by Dr. Sanjay June 23, 2010

fainting game

Inducing unconsciousness by hyperventilating and getting a friend to bear hug you

Person one : Hey have you heard of the fainting game everyone in my school is doing it. Person two : No but anything for a buzz ! (after a brief explanation person two hyperventilates by breathing heavily after which person one squeezes person two in a tight bear hug who momentarily lapses into unconsciousness.

by lrwguitar May 22, 2016

failacy

Noun: fail-acy

An attempt to characterize an argument as a fallacy that is itself a fallacy. That is, a failed fallacy.

A comment on a Guardian article about Ayn Rand says simply:

"And Ayn Rand was the ultimate hypocrite, relying on the state that she so despised to look after her in her final years."

A reply to that comment claims:

"This is the Ad Hominem Tu Quoque fallacy. This fallacy is committed when it is concluded that a person's claim is false because
1) it is inconsistent with something else a person has said, or
2) what a person says is inconsistent with her actions."

However, the original commenter never claimed Ayn Rand's claims were invalid, merely that she was a hypocrite. Therefore the claims that this is an "Ad Hominem Tu Quoque" fallacy is a failacy in itself. At best the original argument is a simple ad hominem fallacy, an attack against her person vs the argument. At worst it is a simple statement of fact and therefore the "Tu Quoque" claim is a Straw Man fallacy - an attack against a mischaracterization of the opponent's argument.

by Moschops April 17, 2017

FAINS MERGIKS

two cool dope fun hotter than cocaine sisters
luke hemmings wifes
but my mans i love youu creators
twitter stan language fluent
loves calum hood's big ass nose
or also known as
MEDA AND IVETA

*sees two girls swooning over calum hood's nose, filming some dumb ass series, jammin to 5sos, screaming please dont do cocaine cocaine ruin ur brain and talking about how luke hemmings is the best husband in the world*
OMGWTFBBQ BITH ITS SISTERS FAINS MERGIKS. I HATE THOSE TWO BITCHES MEDA AND IVETA

by westanacoolsisterwhoisoncrack November 20, 2018

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

Faira

The girl that is likes everybody and is willing to be there friend. she is very pretty and nice. she can be a bitch when she wants so don't make her mad. Faira HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YA"LL UGLY ASS BOYFRIENDS. either you like her or don't. it don;t bother her. she's usually a cancer. also, this girl can find all the dirty secrets about you and make your life a living hell. so don't mess with her or piss her of. all the bitches that don't like her are either snakes or there dumb.

She likes my man and texted him
Faira; who the heck are you talking about. thats a lie .
the girls boyfriend; who's that sweetie
her; don't you know this girl.
the girls boy friend; no
Faira; stop accusing people that's why your ugly and stupid oh, should i tell him you were kissing josh over there.

by offer474904= May 11, 2019