Penis Funk

The smell that comes with a stinky cock. Similar to fromunder Cheese

I need to take a bath to get rid of this penis funk.

by GJakLang84 January 30, 2009

grandmaster funk

one who has reached a high level of funkyness and has mastered the sacred art of coldchillenstompabustergetanyhotchick-fu and is also a cool person all around who has particularly very good taste in music

joe: i need a girl real bad
steve: i need to learn to fight asap
meagan: my music choice suck
grandmaster funk: joe you can have one of my girls, steve i bestow upon you fight game, and here meagan slam out to this short dogg cd.
joe: woah your such a cool person in any situation
grandmaster funk: i know we cant all be me

by fat the funky indivual December 20, 2008

Cole funk

A guy with a huge penis that loves fucking huge black bitches with his beanie on.

Holy shit cole funk is my dad.

by Hunter Melton August 13, 2019

prenatal funk

Baby juices and or smells.

That apartment has some real prenatal funk.

by a bunch of degenerates. October 21, 2019

ball funk

small pieces of dead skin and sweat that form between the testicles and the thigh during strenuous actvity. usually extremely smelly

"Don't play with your nuts and then touch me, as I have no desire to be witness to your smelly ball funk"

by pat hutchison August 7, 2006

Gaara of the Funk

Gaara of the Sand's more comical alias. Though it is fanmade, Gaara of the Funk has become popular, mostly on the internet. One can assume that it comes from his red afro like hair. The Naruto Abridged Series on youtube features Gaara in funk-form. Gaara is a character from the Naruto series.

Gaara of the Funk Quotes:
"Funk Coffin!"
"You don't respect the funk... for that, I will kill you!"
"If you want to pass through here alive, you'll have to beat me.. in DDR!"

by Otterdude December 11, 2007

con funk

The stench of unwashed bodies clinging to gamers at nerd conventions. I.E. Dragon Con, Comic Con, World Con, etc.

The computer programmer's con funk was so thick that Becky, on her way to a Harry Potter question and answer session, nearly passed out.

by Marissa Perszyk April 20, 2008