football casual

mostly teenagers who wear certain clothes and listen to a certain type of music and follow their team passionately

A football casual is someone who wears nice trainers and jeans and likes bands like oasis

by smithyfootballcasual November 10, 2013

fantasy football

The only sports whites can play better than blacks.

Fantasy Football, a true American pasttime.

by aldwardo October 15, 2006

Bellevue Football

A bunch of DI athletes from around the country that all mysteriously make there way over to this school to beat average white kids in a sport.

Guy: Wow Bellevue Football seems to win state every year.
Guy2: Yeah probably because their starters are recruited from all around the country.
Guy: Oh that still doesn't explain why the mediocre kids from Bellevue talk trash all the time.

by juststatingfacts February 6, 2014

fag football

what we called flag football in gym class. due to the gay little flags used and the lack of hitting involved.

oh, great. we're playing fag football today. this is some lame, gay shit.

by the undying zombie December 18, 2008

football spray

Spray for athlete's foot and jockitch.

The coach is walking around the locker room, wearing a baseball cap, polo shirt with whistle & chain, bermuda shorts, thigh high white socks, and cleats. Making sure all the boys on the football team are showering.

"Oh my god son! Shoot some football spray on that bald elephant. And check your feet too!"

by Ass. Coach May 30, 2006

Football Twitter

a paedophilic group of twitter users who have no knowledge of football whatsoever. they hid behind player fan accounts and use nonsense vocabulary such as 'scrumptious dub idolo hth'. these nonces spam images of AFTV robbie memes with captions such as 'mashallah that was a massive dub habibi' and 'had to get nude to celebrate this dub bossman'.

football twitter is a scrumptious dub idolo hth.

by Scrumptious dub idolo bossman February 24, 2020

football bat

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"

by Jason March 10, 2005