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polish the floorboards

Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch
by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016
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National Shit on Floor Day

On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!
“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”
by GayDog102947 April 11, 2019
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WHO SHIT THE FLOOR?

WHO SHIT THE FLOOR means that people are making a big deal out of something or that some person or situation is blown out of proportion. WHO SHIT THE FLOOR is a saying that comes from a famous story that spread throughout locations and generations. This saying is taken from the true story of a man walking into a home where there was shit on the floor. He then proceeded to yell, "WHO SHIT THE FLOOR?". This joke then spread around the East Coast and all of the United states to have a variety of comedy and exaggerated meanings. It can be utilized to immediately change the tone of the conversation and atmosphere.
*walks into a room where people are arguing with no previous knowledge* Carl asked suddenly, " Well, who shit the floor?" The group he walked in with laughed and this changed the demeanor of the room.
by RealTalk81 November 2, 2020
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Poopy on the floor

Ethan: Hey Ben guess what!
Ben: Yeah?
Ethan: POOPY ON THE FLOOR *poop noises*
by WORMOxSQUIRMO November 10, 2020
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have the floor

If someone has the floor, they are the person who is speaking in a debate or discussion.
May I have the floor for one second?!
by PolPol94 April 13, 2021
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Wall Of Floor

A word that people of a low intelligence use to describe the floor. This is something that people say to sound cool and/or fancy, but it often has the opposite effect.
Yo, look at the Wall of floor, it looks sick!
by breadsauce4 September 5, 2022
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Elevator does not go to the top floor

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.
America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?
by Lunalunaluna November 9, 2012
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