Folderlanche

A form of natural disaster restricted to the progressively more scarce environments in which words are put onto actual paper, and papers are put into actual physical folders. A folderlanche occurs when many such folders are simultaneously dislodged from the shelf or table where they had been precariously stacked, and begin a catastrophic slide that overwhelms all in their path.

Note: A folderlanche should not be confused with the similar but significantly more deadly 'binderlanche'.

Simon was chimping with a Russian Sailor when a freshly-flung turd struck a titanic stack of folders containing all of the former's Barry Manilow porn. The ensuing folderlanche left Big Ivan disfigured, and Simon ginger.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 5, 2015

foldicus

A colloquial alternative for the act of getting folded.

"It was quite unlunganax for young jimmy as he received the foldicus from the school bullies." - AS English Ambassador

by AS English Emissary June 16, 2022

ben folds

One man who has single handedly changed the face of piano rock by being unique enough to pretty much set the standard.

No one rocks the piano like Ben Folds

by IAmMikesHand February 6, 2004

homework folder

Normally after a number of gigabytes. It has MANY porn photos.

Guy 1: I'll bet you have a homework folder on there.
Guy 2: Yeah, around 64 gigabytes.
Guy 1: Wow, thats more 'homework' than I've seen

by Sephia July 8, 2018

folded napkin

Term for a woman's vagina

After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"

by Folded Napkin May 31, 2016

foldie

It’s name derived from the 'folding poem', a Foldie is a collaborative internet video project where each director sends the next director a certain portion of his/her video clip in order to produce one complete short story or sketch.

In this semester's foldie project, each director will see the last eight seconds of the preceding director's 30-second video.

by Joel Redelback August 16, 2012

86 gb homework folder

Your porn stash.

My mom asked to use my computer last night. I’m so glad that she didn’t open on 86 gb homework folder

by spalgwadj May 16, 2018