A wispy, thin, poorly formed mustache made of several long hairs at the upper lip, where a few of the longer hairs reach mid lip or just inside the mouth of the person trying to look like a boss dude.
by RealDollParts October 08, 2023
The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.
by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017
by The Godlewski Shiner household September 06, 2016
When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.
The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
by PervyPandas June 22, 2024
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
To rustle (subject)’s feathers is to get under their skin to the point of annoyance, where anger directed or misdirected is taken out on the Rustler, friends, or family.
Nick: You know, you (start rustling subject)...
Kenji: God dammt! (Response rant). Why you gotta start shit like that?
Nick: Calm bro, just try to rustle feathers!
Kenji: God dammt! (Response rant). Why you gotta start shit like that?
Nick: Calm bro, just try to rustle feathers!
by ShadowedShooter July 04, 2018
Chris: Bro, why is the shower drain clogged
Dillon: Sorry dawg, I have dick feathers really bad right now. The dry air really does it to ya.
Dillon: Sorry dawg, I have dick feathers really bad right now. The dry air really does it to ya.
by epicpoggerskeanuwholesome100 October 02, 2020