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epic fail

Similar to fail, but at an even larger, more pitiful scale. Sometimes so pitiful or pathetic, some will either sympathize that person or will not say anything, due to the fail being so large that words cannot describe it.
Person 1: Hi, Tech Support? I need help with my computer, it seems to keep rebooting.

Person 2: Ok, before we do anything, have you tried rebooting?

Person 1: ._.

Conclusion: Person 2 has had an Epic Fail
by DHB April 27, 2008
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FAILEO

1. an act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful; lack of success
2. nonperformance of something due, required, or expected
3. a subnormal quantity or quality; an insufficiency
4. deterioration or decay, esp. of vigor, strength, etc.
5. a condition of being bankrupt by reason of insolvency.
6. a becoming insolvent or bankrupt
7. a person or thing that proves unsuccessful


Usually said in place of "Fail" in a conversation. In order to be used correctly, it's said in all caps as so: FAILEO.
1. His effort ended in faileo. The campaign was a faileo.
2. a faileo to do what one has promised; a faileo to appear.
3. the faileo of crops.
4. The faileo of her health made retirement necessary.
6. the faileo of a bank.
7. He is a faileo in his career. The cake is a faileo.

Another example:

Leo wai u do dat? FAILEO.
by Novelty J January 2, 2009
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Failey

Possibly the coolest, but most accident prone person you will ever meet. To be a Failey, is to fail at things, and still be awesome.
by soapy17 August 28, 2010
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Epic Fail Whale

1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work

2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"

3) When attempting something stupid and failing
!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.

Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.
by bluefir111 July 12, 2009
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Black Fail Brides

Often a term used by people with good music taste to describe the band Black Veil Brides.
BVB fan: BVB r teh best band ever!!1

Normal person with decent music taste: lol more like Black Fail brides. hehe.
by LegitWikipedia September 22, 2014
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Asian Fail

asian mother: "What did you get on your AP Calculus exam lau?
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail
by thaibnerd January 16, 2010
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