This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.
It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.
It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.
Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.
His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.
His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.
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WHEN THE SUDDEN URGE TO PURGE YOUR BOWELS HITS YOU....WHEN YOUR SPHINTER MUSCLE STARTS TO QUIVER WITH INTENSE PAIN....YOU BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AS YOU CAN NO LONGER BARE THE INCREASING INTENSITY OF YOUR VIOLENT RECTAL SPASMS. YOU ARE IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE, DESPERATLEY PRAYING TO FIND THE "THRONE OF RELIEF". MUCH TO YOUR EMBARRASSMENT, YOU DON'T ALWAYS MAKE IT ON TIME & YOU HAVE AN ASS-PLOSION ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOUR CLOTHS, SHOES, CAR SEAT, BIKE SEAT, MAYBE EVEN YOUR NEIGHBORS COUCH OR LAWN FURNITURE. THIS SYDROME IS OFTEN EXHAUSTING & VERY UNPREDICTABLE.
When you are driving & get an Explosive ass sydrome attack, so you drive standing up to avoid contact w/ your cloth car seats.
by COUGAR01 March 3, 2011
Get the EXPLOSIVE ASS SYDROME mug.1. When a female projectile ejaculates as the result of oral stimulation while on her period, resulting a strawberry-colored explosion, hence the name.
2. Simon's waffle
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Jon: So, how was last night with Nicki?
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!
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(you yelling) KARATE!!!
-insert wild hand gestures here-
EXPLOSION!!!!
*you run away swiftly to avoid a similar fate*
-insert wild hand gestures here-
EXPLOSION!!!!
*you run away swiftly to avoid a similar fate*
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Get the corned beef explosion mug.A nice city in the north coast of Portugal with nice beaches,and great water front for fishing and boating.From Vila-Cha you can see a great view of Esposende.
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