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Ex Trap

The act of which an ex, whether it be boyfriend or girlfriend, tries to corner you into a situation using various methods, be it "to chill" or "just to talk," to either force you or make you heavily consider getting back together with them. Usually involves sex, kissing, and/or other forms physical contact in an attempt to re-ignite old feelings and trap you.
Josh: Dude, last night my ex called me to just chill and smoke with her, so I went, and we ended up having sex... and now we're back together. Fuck.

Jake: She just pulled an Ex Trap on you, bro, and you fell for it. You dumbass.
by Jorhan Stahl May 17, 2011
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ex-dub

A former member of the Jehovah Witness cult.

Someone who has woken up from a coma.
What I was a dub? I did what, I thought what? I must have been brain dead, thank god I'm an ex-dub now!
by Ithink/Iam August 11, 2009
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Ex-posure

That awkward moment when you’re having a good time and your ex appears out of nowhere to ruin it.
“Shit man, I was making out with Angelina at the Oscars when Jennifer came out of nowhere and eyeballed the crap out of me. Fuck, I hate ex-posure.”
by Brangelina April 24, 2014
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Fed Ex

FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.

Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.
1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?

2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.

3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.
by Bryan Smart November 10, 2008
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ex boyfriend

the guy who says he loves you and would do any thing for you but yet he dumps you and then the week later he likes 6 of your best friends because his a man whore!! and now he still likes you and your six mates and more girls you don't know!!!!!

man what a back stabber
boy : hi baby i love you so much but i have to dump you because we "have more fun as friends" *cough* *lie* *cough*
girl : *cries*
now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people
by ebsky December 28, 2005
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ex girlfriend

Girls or women who may cause complications with your present or future relationship. They are not ready for their ex to move on, and will do practically anything to get them back. Not all ex girlfriends are like this though.
My boyfriend's ex girlfriend won't leave him alone and is making it hard for him to move on already.
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ex boyfriend

ROOT OF ALL EVIL! Jelousy causing event, that leads to the destruction of all men.
I just talked to my ex boyfriend...
- great! WHy don't u just rape me with the schuett cock since that completely makes me wanna .... erahh!
by jesta:--> October 19, 2003
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