esquilax

An esquilax is:

1) A type of douche bag that goes on a webboard and ruins everything!

2) A drummer in a band that really sucks.

"I got banned for voting Nader, by some Esquilax"

by OMG! CONOR! August 26, 2004

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equi

is a GUY that loves to have fun and is very FUNNY
has a large penis n loves too make out and all them good stuff he is a super good kisser loves to make out too:

damnn equi qive it to me

by trickn if you qot iit August 17, 2009

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Equipments

The plural of equipment.
2 or more equipment

I bought some equipments for my dad

by Funny comics March 30, 2021

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Personal equipment

Danielle's personal equipment,
such as her jizz she likes to eat it

"Danielle Jizzed in a bag then kept it as personal equipment"

by ILikeTurtles>>> April 16, 2010

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International superstar in the 90's who had hit after hit throughout the deacade, including the top 40 tracks Better Place and Another Chance. Unfortunately his downfall came when he got involved with the wrong crowd. These guys got him downing pints in the Red Lion pub and smoking the occasional spliff. This new rebellious attitude had a knock on effect and he has since become an arrogant dirty druggie and alcoholic. Former friends such as Dai A. and Jamie have turned their backs on him in disgust and will no longer assossiate with such a failure. Jack (as he's known on the sex offenders list) now cries emo tears every night and has lost his ruggish good looks and good physique, he has since become unclean, unshaven, and now resembles an old lesbian school teacher who goes by the name of Des. Jack's skin has taken on a off greenish quality and he is now said to bear a striking resemblance to Shrek. His personal hygiene has suffered unquestionably and he now is said to have deadly B.O. He has two failed marriages up his sleeve and now lives alone in the flats just south of his native land, Heolgerrig (home of the hotties). He is currently available to do gigs anywhere at anytime. He's willing to perform classic tracks from his heyday for no money at all. His only accepted method of payment is steak bakes which he will gobble down in no time. It is asked that if you see this poor pathetic creature on the streets, in the gutter etc please take some pity on his large shapeless form and throw a bake at him. Just remember to steer clear of the rear end. Anyone who ignores this last piece of advice, rest in peace.

Linda: Um what was that fellas name, you know the one in the 90's with the funny hair who couldn't sing?

Tor: Umm, name one of his songs for me.

Linda: Better Place was one.

Tor: Ahh I know, funnily enough I seen him only yesterday in Greggs scoffing down a steak bake.

Linda: Well I attended his wedding yesterday - he's married some chick Desna.

by Linda April 17, 2005

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