erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018

cerebral erection

When you really like an idea or a thought, it gives you a cerebral erection.

When Denny told me about his new business idea, it gave me a cerebral erection.

by Playa Wizard May 7, 2018

erection injector

Someone who overcompensated for the size of their truck and tries to redeem themselves

Jeff bought too big of a truck and now has to get an erection injector.

by xXPussy DestroyerXx June 1, 2016

erect image

projector produces an erect image (lol).

A slide projector produces an erect image by reflecting the image on a mirror. At close distances, the image is more distinct because the image loses resolution as distance increases (the distance between two points of an image increases).

by NickyMikey August 2, 2017

Erection juice

An alternative word for cum which is a substance that comes out of your sexual organs caused by achieving maximum happiness and satisfaction.

A put my erection juice all over her face

by COOCHIE MAINE February 28, 2021

chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.

Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.

by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017

erection set

A row of men erect and standing to attention

She walked into the room and the men formed an erection set

by Ozzy2006 October 10, 2016