Eddie

A name referring to the busiest dude on the planet or the act of getting busy.

"Wow! Did you see that guy? What an Eddie!"
"Last night was crazy! We totally pulled an Eddie"

by Busy Boomer June 29, 2009

EDDIE

an irrelevant species that cannot seem to get any attention, so tries to stir things and lie about other people’s situations. when there’s a big reaction, he pretends this reflects his popularity and how much people like him. but usually he just gets bullied due to the fact he broke the law by shagging an underage girl, trying to conceal this from everyone for over a year but failing, as he cannot seem to do anything right. i’d avoid this particular species as there is a risk of catching aids, chlamydia and other undesirable diseases. he fits the stereotype of a ginger perfectly, if not exceeds it. he just manages to keep his friends (even though they too don’t like him “i’m really starting to dislike eddie”- Zeph Rubins) by inviting them round to his house and bribing them with alcohol. he is often located spying on children in mcdonald’s so beware. hide your underaged wife, and please, for gords sake, hide your kids.

Example 1
laura: *walks in on a 17 year old having sex with a 15 year old* oh my God it’s an eddie

Example 2
ruth: i went maccies yesterday and i’m worried i’ve got chlamydia
laura: if you steered clear of eddie you should be fine

by mathinson January 26, 2019

eddie munster

A type of hairstyle that comes to a point in the middle of the forehead.

Coach Billy Donovan has the Eddie Munster thing going on.

by go weigleb April 26, 2006

Eddie

Eddie is the most fun person to hang around. She is the most sweetest girl around that everyone wants to be friends with. Eddie tries her hardest when she is determined and loves to succeed at her goals. Basically, everyone loves Eddie.

"Holy shit, You are so funny Eddie!"

"Thanks Eddie for making my mood 100 times better."

"Ugh, Eddie you need to stop working!"

"Eddie is sooooo nice."

by what¿ June 23, 2017

rubbing out an 'eddie'

to masturbate at one's workplace

It sure was a downer that he was interupted by an intercom page while he was rubbing out an 'eddie' in the janitors closet.

by Lou Lewis January 5, 2009

Eddie Murphy

A comedian who used to be funny in the 80s with "Beverly Hills Cop" and "Coming to America". Now he is generally unfunny and plays that annoying donkey on "Shrek". Eddie Murphy's hobbies include tranny chasing and knocking up Spice Girls.

Eddie Murphy had a baby with Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown named Angel Iris "Spawn of Spice" Murphy Brown.

by Auntie Olathe August 1, 2007

eddiescatt

One who annoys to a great extent, resulting in a loss of friends and a distancing from family members.

"i just totally eddiescatt that nigga by pullin his seat away when he was about to sit down" "thats a toilet seat though, edward" "oh shit my hands smell"

by THE SCROTMAN October 12, 2009