emaculate

A form of the word immaculate used by shady people trying to sell usually crappy cars.

This mercedes is emaculate with 300K miles and a damaged title and interior

by skwerlabusr May 14, 2011

ejaculate

to exclam or say somthing

hahahha

on the hardy boys one says "look out billy"hank ejaculated

by Sir Taylor of Pants December 3, 2003

Bucaneer of Ejaculationary Fluids

More commonly refered to as Jizz Pirate, this is the name given to 'Jizz Pirates' on the black market, however to the law and most others Jizz Pirate is what they are known by.

It is possible that Jizz piracy is illegal so if you hear of it, remember: report it, don't support it!

See Jizz Pirate for more details.

Jack was nervous at first, with the penis at his mouth, however remembering his new position of bucaneer of ejaculationary fluids, he knew that this mans semen needed to be hijacked.

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

Ejaculatum

Gizz, spunk, single-barreled pump-action yoghurt-rifle bullets.

Marmaduke embarrassingly unloaded some ejaculatum onto Jezebel's face, while trying to complete a pearl necklace.

by TooFarTony December 6, 2006

Dejaculate

Having a great orgasm then in the middle of it realizing that your condom has disappeared.

I need to slow my roll or get smaller condoms, I totally didn't mean to dejaculate in that chick.

by FunMistake November 6, 2011

Sandcastle Ejaculation

Verb - While having sex on a beach, before climax, pulling out and Ejaculating(cumming,coming) on the sand. Afterwards, you build a small castle using the sand and ejaculate.

Noun - the once sticky, now dried residue of beach sex used for the construction of sand sculptures.

Verb
'Dave, how come your sandcastle is so sturdy?'
'Well, Bob, funny you should mention come. The secret is Sandcastle Ejaculation .'

Noun
'Damn Jeff, that is one big fucking sandcastle'
'Yeah, my balls ache...I sure needed a lot of Sandcastle Ejaculate to make that tower.'

by chris kringle October 4, 2006

Ejaculatory

when something is so cool it makes you want to ejaculate

"oh that tatoo is ejaculatory!"

by ElEcTrOmIcK April 6, 2008