Essephobia

Essephobia is the fear of life or living.

"Man with how glum and depressed Phillip is, you would think he has essephobia."

by Phobia-Chan May 15, 2021

Esso Tiger

In the early day's exlusively gay men worked at Esso stations.
As same-sex love was strictly forbidden before color was invented a series of elaborate and obscuring jargon was developed. The Esso Tiger was and still is slang for the phallus. Stroking each others Esso Tigers was the most common after-hours activity in the black and white Era.

"So John, our long work day pumping gas is over and oogling Roger More is over! Please will you let me stroke your Esso Tiger now?* Wink wink*"
- Oh yes thank you Obright, I would be positively elated!

by NMFA April 29, 2022

non essential worker

Somebody whose job role and place in an entity is pointless and irrelevant, illustrated during COVID-19 lockdown periods when a person was not required.

David is a non essential worker because we haven’t needed him during lockdown.

by AshBloomers June 24, 2020

Physiology Essay

A psychology essay in which you refer to the wrong topic numerous times throughout.

Man, I only got a 20% on my Physiology Essay, I wonder why....

by Mediocretes November 15, 2020

multi.essential.enhypen

She's an amazing partner :)) ❤

multi.essential.enhypen is thier tiktok follow them!

by .ryujinslostwig March 19, 2021

Ali Essa

Ali essa is type of person who will befriend you just to use you, and he sucks mad dick for free and likes dick shoved far deep in his ass and gets railed on the daily by oiled up smurfs

person a: why is Ali essa going to the bathroom a lot ?
person b: didn't you know? he is giving out free gwak gwak 3000 ultra "yummy wiener yummy in my tummy" pro max limited edition there

by your_local_virgin May 11, 2022

Hotel Royal Essex

Euphamism for Hot Oral Sex. Originally coined in Revenge of the Nerds part II.

"I cant wait for my gf's period to end so I can go down and take her to Hotel Royal Essex."
"I hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"

by watercat March 14, 2008