Dry Robe

A smug, middle class, middle age, mainly female person. Found at the waters edge with their bucket (containing crocs, bright orange PE bag & waterproof camera for taking selfies in the sea)

Will be clutching a thermos & grinning wildly at the sky whilst typing "I feel so alive #wildswimming when the working class are at their pleb jobs"

Optional VW transporter nearby, or electric bike with panniers for draping a towel on. The most nauseating cretins on gods earth basically.

I met a total Dry Robe last night at Jons party, boasting about how efficient her new Philippino cleaner is at getting the sand out of the shower tray

by Torbaydos February 11, 2022

dry life

boring,

She needs to get back to her dry life and let me handle planning the vacation.

by Pontette June 5, 2017

Gone Dry

When you've masturbated so much in recent time that you cannot ejaculate for a certain amount of time; this 'cooldown' greatly hinders an adolescents ability to ejaculate and therefor reduces pleasure from any sort of intercourse. It can last anywhere from a couple of hours to a few days.

Erick: Dude, what happened? You look horrible.
Jonathan: I've gone dry...

by Pseudonym987 March 28, 2010

Dry Trick

To be strung along as you give gifts, favors, time or money to any person who you want to have sex with but will not/did not have sex with you.

I thought we were having sex tonight, but it ended up a dry trick.
She only wants me as a sugar daddy, but she better know I ain't dry tricking!

by Jock Hairis September 19, 2012

Dry Syphon

A blowjob with a sock on the weiner.

Yo they dry syphoned me so good.

by drydrydry March 6, 2020

Dry Pants

A person who has never urinated in the sea.

John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?

by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010

dry ditch

to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.

-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher

by cplpeterson June 18, 2017