doosh

1) the comic book sound your fist makes as it embeds in a the side of a douche's neck
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him

2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche (short for douchebag, as in he's only good for flushing old cum out of a whore's cunt!

John: Ok, Deke, these here are classy chicks, play it cool, I need to get laid tonight -- don't fuck it up!
(enters party)

Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?

John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"

John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 3, 2013

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Doosh

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

I'd doosh that.
They're dooshing eachother.
Wanna go back to mine and doosh.

Doosh?

by ipeach September 5, 2009

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Related Words

Doosch • doosch hole • doosch sniffer • Dooschbag • Dooschnicker • doosh • dooshbag • dooch • doochie • Donschwive

Ska-doosh

When a male goes up behind a female and slowly scoops her ass with two or three fingers.

Brandon: "Yesterday I saw this girl, so slamming!"

Nick: "Yeah?"

Brandon: "I went up to her and ska-dooshed her!"

Nick: "Hi five!"

by Foxryder April 23, 2009

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Doosh

Doosh is referred to as Mario Kart double dash or when your hanging to play some Double dash...It tells people your serious about playing it straight away. Its often accompanied with noodies (noodles) of some delicious flavour. All in all its just so god damn good you cant fucking say no!

Guy 1: Cmon dude lets play some Doosh!

Guy 2: Hells yeah! Chicken or Curry?

by tastytreats December 9, 2009

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