cock-a-doodle-goo

Angry that your chick didn't give you sex the night before, while she's sleeping you furiously masturbate over her bed. Right as you're about to cum, yell 'cock-a-doodle-goo!@!#$', waking her up to a hot money shot and possibly pirate eye.

Becky wasn't happy that Rob gave her the cock-a-doodle-goo this morning. She chopped his dick off.

by c0rr September 20, 2011

Spoinker-doodle

Spoinker-doodle is a word created when the word "kaboodle" was loosing popularity. One guy claimed he made the word "kaboodle" up but no one would believe him, this lead him into the making of the word SPOINKER-DOODLE. It generally means the same as "kaboodle" in the sense of pointless spam and keep a conversation going anywhere, not only in forums, general conversations of sorts. A very good conversation starter.

People easily forget the "dash" in between SPOINKER and DOODLE, there has to be a line or the word means nothing and will immediately be ignored.

CORNEILLIUS: Soooo, regul8tor, u said yer mom died... how tragic...
REGuL8Tor: Yeah, i still cry to this day... It was a car accident...
CORNEILLIUS: oh...
REGuL8Tor: I'm bored...
CORNEILLIUS: Spoinker-doodle!!!

by Unperdictible May 2, 2006

dooplex

The best YouTuber on the planet. If your not already subscribed you are dumb

Did you hear about that you tuber dooplex?

Ofc he’s really cool and epic

by Ttttytttyyyyyyy January 20, 2021

doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.

ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.

by Jessica A. P. March 30, 2009

Doodle Farmer

A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.

Why'd you do that, ya doodle farmer!

by Porcelain Princess February 6, 2010

doodleporn

iphone drawing done using fountainpen app and uploaded to www.doodle-porn.com

A single tear trailed down her cheek as she experienced the breathtaking beauty of the doodleporn of a lady blowing a bear.

Inspired by his trip to the carnival Burt drew pictures of naked bearded ladies on his iphone and submited them to doodleporn.

by doodleporn June 28, 2010

doodlewhomper

Someone who is constantly whompin their doodle. (male masturbation)

masturbate wank jack-off

He's such a doodlewhomper. One day it's gunna fall off.

by mordolo January 25, 2011