The idea that if you supposedly went back in time to pick yourself up, and went back with yourself in the future, and something prevented you from going to the past (death, coma, etc), you would disappear from the time frame entirely, due to the fact that if you dissapeared in the past, you would dissapear in the future.
However, if you dissapeared in the future, you never would have been in the past to pick yourself up.
However, if you dissapeared in the future, you never would have been in the past to pick yourself up.
Disappear Paradox:
1. You're in the present.
2. You see yourself, and then you kidnap you.
3. you will dissapear from the time frame forever, probably because it's impossible to go back in time, or you are trapped in the future by death, coma, etc.
4. If you dissapear, then you're future self disappears, because you dissapear. However, you would never kidnap yourself if you dissapeared, and you would be back in the present, and you would kidnap yourself again. And again, and again...
1. You're in the present.
2. You see yourself, and then you kidnap you.
3. you will dissapear from the time frame forever, probably because it's impossible to go back in time, or you are trapped in the future by death, coma, etc.
4. If you dissapear, then you're future self disappears, because you dissapear. However, you would never kidnap yourself if you dissapeared, and you would be back in the present, and you would kidnap yourself again. And again, and again...
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The Jooyah Disaster was a fictional battle between Clan Deets and an unknown enemy, where Clan Deets was heavily wounded, and thus began thier "quest" into Deets every week to find and destroy the enemy.
"Kyle" AKA "Kyo", or "Kybes", pointed to a large messed-up spot of grass on the side of a hill as the scene of The Jooyah Disaster, but evidence shows that this was not a battle site, but instead a spot where "Scott", among other people, had taken a busted up chair and slid down the hill like it was a sled.
The Jooyah Disaster was a fictional battle between Clan Deets and an unknown enemy, where Clan Deets was heavily wounded, and thus began thier "quest" into Deets every week to find and destroy the enemy.
"Kyle" AKA "Kyo", or "Kybes", pointed to a large messed-up spot of grass on the side of a hill as the scene of The Jooyah Disaster, but evidence shows that this was not a battle site, but instead a spot where "Scott", among other people, had taken a busted up chair and slid down the hill like it was a sled.
"Never forget The Jooyah Disaster"
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Girl 1: *Slurs words* I'm sorry.
Mom: Sorry will never be enough. Your father and i are disappointed in you, and we will make you feel like shit and hella guilty, because you are the worst child ever. *Voice of satan* YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!!!.
Father: Yeah, exactly what your mother says.
Girl 1: I need another drink if this is what my life will be like for the next few years til i'm 18.
Mom: Sorry will never be enough. Your father and i are disappointed in you, and we will make you feel like shit and hella guilty, because you are the worst child ever. *Voice of satan* YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!!!.
Father: Yeah, exactly what your mother says.
Girl 1: I need another drink if this is what my life will be like for the next few years til i'm 18.
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