GET YOUR DINNER MASHED

WHEN ONE RECEIVES ANAL SEX

SHE LIKES ANAL SEX SO I ASKED HER "WANT TO GET YOUR DINNER MASHED?" SHE SAID "BUT OF COURSE"

by KUMGETSUM September 15, 2009

Sod's honest dinner

A meal which has been earned through genuine hard work.

The expression is often used when expressing pity towards a person, or when seeking pity.

An unemployed man with no job prospects has been washing windscreens at traffic lights in return for fair compensation.

A police officer arrives on the scene.

Police Officer: "What you are doing is illegal, give me all your stuff and get the fuck out of here"
Unemployed man: "I know officer and I'm sorry, I can't get a job and I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. You're not going to take a sod's honest dinner are you?"
Police Officer: "No, this time I'll let you off with a warning. Now get out of here."

by Pursued I May October 14, 2009

THAT AIN'T DINNER

when you make dinner for someone, and it may be a nice salad or quiche or sandwiches and they ungratefully bellow out, "that ain't dinner."

"here ya go, poppy, here's your soup and salad." "that ain't dinner. where's my steak."

by AIN'T DINNER January 22, 2013

White trash chicken dinner

Shake and Bake chicken with a side of Rice-o-roni. This nutritionally vacant meal can be paired with PBR or Schlitz but the most appropriate beverage paring is probably Jim Beam on the rocks. Under no circumstances should White Trash Chicken Dinner (WTCD) be served with any green vegetable.

Trailer Park Boys is on tonight, you want to fix some White Trash Chicken Dinner and watch it?

by Fraz Von Hoffer July 13, 2015

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units

Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022

The Italian Dinner

When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.

Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic

by Love is a Polaroid March 16, 2023

The T.V. Dinner

The act of eating a woman out while watching television.

Yesterday I had a The T.V. Dinner

by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015