hiddy diddy

1. Poorly planned 2. Puzzling 3.lacking interest
Man she was looking at me all hiddy diddy, like I did something wrong.
by Narroemind December 28, 2016
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diddy mouth

A person that looks like they have bad breath, they always have the look as if there mouth is always open and there breathing out hot breath, or basically shit breath.
That dude looks like he's got diddy mouth!
I was talking to this chic and she had the worst diddy mouth!
by Rekoner September 13, 2014
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Diddy Slurping

verb
The act of one person orally extracting and swallowing another man's semen from an orifice, typically the anus or vagina. Sometimes referred to as Piddy Slurping. Present tense of Diddy Slurpt.
"After the lights went out, Tyrone said if I wanted protection, I had to get diddy slurpt. I’m safe now… but at what cost?"

"She caught them mid-diddy slurp...said it sounded like someone finishing a milkshake."

"He brought a straw. A reusable one. That’s eco-friendly diddy slurping right there."

"Warden said lights out. Homie said ‘lights out or cheeks out?’ and began diddy slurping like it was commissary. The moans echoed down the cell block. Someone yelled 'amen.' Bro was doing holy diddy slurping with choir vocals."
by UnknowableOne May 22, 2025
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Diddy Oil

During Diddy's freak off or inhumane parties that he created, (God watches everything, Diddy Proverbs 5:21 ) he would lace Johnson's baby oil or such with Rohypnol or GHB (drugs) and essentially pull a Bill Cosby on his victims. Like Cosby's drugs, they would go to your body's system and essentially perform a shutdown, and the rest is history. Usually found at Diddy parties or Alabama Walmarts.
Norah: Ryan! Have you tried Diddy Oil? It's so smooth, and buttery...

Ryan: Uhh....
by GriddyDman November 25, 2024
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J diddy

one of many censors of jimmys name from mouthwashing. derived from P diddy (whos a rapist, Jimmy is also a rapist, Jimmy + P diddy = J diddy)
*Person showing their mouthwashing fanart*
Person 2: sorry you had to draw J diddy 💔
by Genderfucked December 12, 2024
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J Diddy

When you got that one friend that is a menace to society so you gotta flame him anyway possible when he get a lil too, a lil too freaky for comfort. That sensation you feel when your so uncomfortable you just call special forces like hit up the navy bruh.
Im gonna touch you. (straight face)
AHHHHHH J DIddy is here RUNNNNNNN!
by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! August 30, 2024
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The Diddy hotline

Where incompetently stupid teen females go when they have unresolved daddy issues
Is it just me or do you have to be beytarded or incompetently stupid to visit the Diddy hotline, even as female teen w/out a mental health diagnosis
by Sexydimma October 15, 2024
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