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Designated Cum Dumpster

During a multiple partner sexual scenario, if one female is not on birth control and another is, the designated cum dumpster is the one who gets the ejaculatory fluids.
Yeah man, in that three-some last night I was tagging Ashley almost the whole time but she wasn't on the pill, but Tina was the designated cum dumpster . I had to drop my load in her. Dear God, I hope she doesn't miss a dose. That'd be one ugly fucking baby.
by righteousavenger March 5, 2011
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desi home run

holding hands with the other person in a very loving, romanteek way
Dude, you have to check this out. Radha and I hit a desi home run yesterday - her hand was so soft and tender.
by Dan Babu November 30, 2006
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Designated Walker

Similar to the designated driver He/she is the brave, daring, sober soul that will risk the potential of projectile vomit and police confrontation when you stumble and fall on your face just to make sure your sloppy, drunk ass gets back to your dorm/house/apartment in one un-raped piece.
Paul's the Designated Walker...check out the New Balances

Ok, I have to stop and Johnson Hall...then Peterson Hall...then we'll get to your room.
by Uncleruck April 26, 2008
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Design intervention

The act of preventing somebody from making a tasteless decorating decision.
Jonathan’s friends had to perform an emergency design Intervention just as he was about to select red flocked wallpaper for his bathroom.”
by MoLo36 June 30, 2009
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desiccated

The Flowers dropped onto the surface of Mars by the crew of the Nickola Tesla spacecraft rapidly became desiccated.
Flowers Mars desiccated
by @thedocwho2 January 8, 2019
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delsi

A girl who is extremely beautiful inside and out. A very kind and loving person who always puts others needs before her own.
That person was so nice, she reminds me of Delsi.
by Ricky deez October 3, 2020
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fates designer

Another word for the following:

another word for, fuck, or douchebag
1.I feel so fates designer..
2.Your mom is a Fates Designer, ouch!
3.Oh Fates Designer, I lost my homework!
by Birchey August 26, 2006
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