Strictly Desserts

The flavour destination to celebrate memories and quench sweet cravings.

A tub of joy enjoyed by 1 to 85 year olds..!

Best revenge is to enjoy a tub of Strictly Desserts when your brother is down with cold..!

by Strictly Desserts January 31, 2022

the dessert is really there

You see it now right there! See it again, look for it again. There’s nothing like it out there, it’s inn this. Now you know what it is for you.

Look the dessert is really there. “?look where? “ the desert is so there! Girl look for you dessert. Rashondraa. “Haha no wtf girl i know it’s right here”

by Honeymoonsonearth April 2, 2022

swamp dessert

When your swamp ass dries and makes a crust on your butt

It's so hot outside my butt is a swamp dessert

by Karilla blizkits July 22, 2023

The 3 course dessert

When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.

My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.

by Mountain.greywolf April 9, 2021

Maxim Van Dessel

The Sexiest and funiest man alive, every girl wants him. He's strong, handsome, smart and talentand, Everyone wants the be his friend.

Maxim Van Dessel for president of Belgium

by MaxLover2002 November 22, 2021

That’s Dessert

A statement used to express delight, or something that is pleasing or enjoyable.

“Yo, that song you played was legit man, that’s dessert!”

by AnointedTruth July 17, 2022

Dinner and Dessert

When a guy gets to watch two girls going to town on each other.

"Hey Ted, I totally got dinner and dessert last night."

by Joey_P101 December 13, 2022