shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.

Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision

by J-Lee Lingo October 5, 2015

nut decision

A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.

"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"

"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"

by Deadlifting freak December 14, 2017

Frozen deli dick

A bad case of when your dick is so hard, that it feels like frozen deli meat.

Yo, after no nut November, I had a severe case of frozen deli dick.

by KingAle😂 May 13, 2019

Big decisions

Something to think about when you hear news for the first time and you don’t know how to act

No way, I have to think before making big decisions

by Greedybitch101 December 23, 2019

Cardo Dalisay

immortal ass man in ang probinsyano

bakit hindi pa patay si Cardo Dalisay sa ang probinsyano

by yuhyuhyuhmwa July 27, 2021

Gnarly Deli

The best thing to come out of mom's basement

I spend every day at Gnarly Deli!

by MikeJustice4life September 2, 2023

gnarly deli

Gnarly deli is the coolest place you could ever each a sammich or drink a beer or just be. They have the best events and the best owners and staff. If you think you are cool but haven’t been to gnarly deli, then you are wrong.

Friend 1: “Hey, are you guys going to Gnarly Deli tonight?”
Friend 2: “Of course! I basically live there!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023