December 9

National Flat Ass Day
This is a day to celebrate all the flat asses out there. Don’t be sad about your flat ass be proud. They are equally appreciated.

Guy 1 “Damn! She got one flat ass.“
Guy 2 “It’s okay, it’s December 9, National Flat Ass Day.”
Guy 1 “You know what? You’re right we gotta respect this day.”

by flat ass nelly🍝 October 17, 2019

december 9

a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋

c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday

by joe momma 😋 October 15, 2019

December 31

the kick your fridge day. it doesn't matter if the fridge cost a fortune... just kick it !

"yay! tomorrow is December 31st! I get to kick my fridge!"

by abcdefgjijklmnopqrstuvwxyz October 10, 2020

December 16

This is the day you can slap your bestfriend when ever you want!

Bsf- why’d you slap me?
Me- haven’t you heard? It’s december 16!

by SnitchNine69 December 13, 2019

Have a fucking December

An all inclusive saying that acknowledges all traditions in December (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, non celebrating etc.).

“Merry Christmas!”

“I don’t celebrate Christmas, but thank you and have a fucking December.”

by thatdudewiththehair56 December 21, 2022

December 14th

National get drunk as fuck in preparation for winter break day.

This is a day in which you and your buddies get super fucked up!

Hey, man! Today is December 14th lets drink!

by omshure November 19, 2019

18th December

The UK date. You're a real king or queen. Top notch, the life of the party.

You rank 161st on that Japanese lucky birthday scale, but regardless of your average luck you always come out on top.

You do you my friend. Stay awesome.

"Bet you were born on 18th December . Weren't you."
"You bet."

by Thebestofbois October 15, 2019