Death 

when ur bleeding out of your uterus. You don’t have any chocolate, pizza rolls, or ice cream, and your boyfriend isn’t answering u or providing the attention that u crave.

“oh my god, this is death!” “death is great”

Death by breyakoehnke June 17, 2018

Death 

Death is the end of phase 1 of your life. Phase 2 begins in the second life. The second life is mostly confused with reincarnation, but it isn’t. It means you are judged and that’s it. Nothing else.

Dave: Death is going to reap another soul today.

Bob: Who?

Dave: Me!

Bob: Well I’ll see you soon when I die too.

Death by The guy with the orange August 31, 2018

Death 

The last thing you go through when you are alive.
This is also something you might have witnessed happen to someone else. Shit happens, man!

Death

Death by PI55 September 3, 2018

Death 

The angel that sets us free from the living he'll known as life. The thing people do when they're suicidal and not scared to die.

Have you ever thought about death?

Death by Depressed_Wolfie February 13, 2019

Death 

The excuse you use when you don't want to go to work

GUY FROM WORK: your husband wasn't here at work today >:(
WIFE: He is death
GUY FROM WORK: HECK NAH KEEP HIM HOME KEEP HIM HOME

Death by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

death 

The eventually stop of movement of your blood cells and the end of the replication of your DNA.

Fatman died today, he played FFXI and ate until he burst... I am sorry for the chair he was in... his death will be celebrated..

death by Darth Supertuba April 21, 2006

Death 

Always an option

Death; it's not like it's hard.

Death by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015